Summary
GENERALLY speaking the animal kingdom is well ahead of mankind on the subject of relatives, preferring to kick the kids out at a tender age, saving a fortune on course fees and car insurance. Humans are inclined to hang around sharing DNA and this, in turn, leads to all sorts of awkwardness. Not least the way time passes at different speeds depending on seniority of family members. This we shall call the theory of relativity.
So, for elderly aunts, time stands still around the blossoming of the flower of your youth. Making the answer to every question 56.See the full content of this document
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Your Mother Would Approve
Have you put on weight? I'm 56. Do you still play football? I'm 56. Do you still see that girl Sally? She's 56, ...
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